Things are about to get really spooky up in here. If you’re not familiar with QAnon, get comfortable, because it’s a long and twisted tale. It is also exactly what that meme says it is; a distraction, a justification, a literal call to arms in some cases against the “civil war” liberals are “planning.” In short, it’s more fear-mongering and whoever created it was very smart indeed.

They chose to play on a topic that I think I can safely say pulls on all of our heart strings—pedophilia. However, this isn’t just against your run of the mill pedophiles. The oldest theory I’ve heard (and the theory from which most other theories have sprung forth) is probably the best place to start.

I will write this as if it is fact to highlight just how bizarre it is that people actually believe it. Then we will get into QAnon, who perpetuates this conspiracy. So, the Clintons, the Podestas, and basically the entire Democratic party are running a pedophile sex ring out of a pizza place in Washington DC, hence it’s popular nomenclature “Pizzagate.”y

Why the pedophile ring? Obviously so that Hillary Clinton can harvest “adrenochrome” from the pineal glands of her child victims. But still why? Because it keeps her young, and of course any woman would sacrifice children in satanic rituals to stay young looking. DUH.

How did something so bizarre become so mainstream, you might be wondering. The short answer is that Alex Jones, sub-cult leader who defers to Trump, has been perpetuating it for years. As the right wing grew more extreme, Alex Jones, once largely acknowledged as the definition of raging lunatic, suddenly became a creditable news source. Then Fox News began reporting it as fact, and the rest is history.

There are so many issues with this, I can’t say I know where to begin. First of all, spreading conspiracy theories is the definition of propaganda. Creating memes and actual news segments that present unfounded theories as truth is literally propaganda, a popular fear-mongering tactic used by none other than Nationalist Hitler.

Again, whoever created this was extremely strategic and intelligent. It is just a thinly veiled cover up to put their outrage over a topic that affects our emotions. All of us. Except most liberals aren’t dense enough to believe everything they see on the internet.

The propagation of this theory has, in large part, supported Trump’s notion of “fake news,” as it is unequivocally believed by many right wingers. It both pulled at heart strings and confirmed this dangerous notion of the entire media being deceptive simply because they do not acknowledge this theory due to an extreme lack of factual evidence.

Here is some “factual evidence” from the tin foil hat bunch:

OR PERHAPS IT IS SOMETHING CALLED PLASTIC SURGERY AND WEIGHT LOSS IN ANTICIPATION OF RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT SINCE A WOMAN’S WORTH IS STILL BASED ON THEIR APPEARANCE??? (Also, photo on left is clearly photoshopped, as is the one on the right)

The fact that people truly believe this simply as a way to hate Democrats, is deeply, deeply disturbing. But it’s about to get a whole lot worse.

What is QAnon?

 Perhaps you have heard about the mysterious “Q.” It pops up every now and then, and if you’re guilty of excessively commenting on articles on Facebook, you’ve definitely seen “Q” dropped ominously and often without explanation. They think they’re in a secret society, and the “liberal media” can’t ever find out. I never knew my eyeballs could roll this far back into my head. 

I am not totally clueless, so I’ll let you know what I know. The concept that Donald J. Trump, formerly the tackiest man in New York City, was actually some sort of messiah who was sent here to save us from the “deep state” is probably the “Q” concept that made me say, “What the fuck?!” the loudest. I have nothing but a vague idea about the “deep state,” but we will learn on the this journey together. 

After the Kavanaugh debacle, they came out in full force. Rape apologists—rape apologists everywhere. And this got me riled up. Not just because I’m a survivor, but because out of all the people defending Kavanaugh’s behavior, were women spouting conspiracy theories about Trump being the messiah, which obviously is shocking and I won’t go into detail on why because that would insult your intelligence. But feel free to email me.

I learned a lot about life from that day and it’s aftermath. I saw a side of humanity that I never asked to see. Ever since, I have felt like I’m on the scariest rollercoaster and no matter how hard I yell, “Stop the ride, I’m going to be sick,” no one hears me.

All I feel I can do at this point is just watch. Watch everything. And that’s where Q came into play. I want to understand it because frankly, I have learned that—are you sitting down?–the prevalent belief is that the “angry left mob” is going to start some kind of civil war, enabling 45 to declare martial law, under which he could delay the midterm elections. They want martial law. Let that one sink in. But again, I have only scratched the surface.

I am not falling down this rabbit hole alone. I’m writing this because I’m afraid to go it alone, so I’m dragging you down with me. As much as we can sit here and laugh about tin foil hats and what not, this is actually serious because the people who believe so strongly in it are deathly serious—or “locked and loaded” to use their own words.

The most logical place is to look at the origin of Q and why the fuck anyone would believe some weirdo on an anonymous message board. The only starting point is Q’s inception.

Q was born on October 28, 2017. At the time of this writing, he is just short of two years old. The terrible twos. He emerged from some of the darkest corners of the internet, incel cesspools, otherwise known as 4chan and 8chan. Both sites are rather nefarious and not for those with weak stomachs.

QAnon believers think he is one person, or a group of ten elite individuals with “Q level security clearance” and therefore, access to highly classified information that of course, he would share on an internet message board.

His first post was called “The Calm Before The Storm.” In short, this storm they speak of is brought upon us by retched, satanic (that was not tongue-in-cheek; literal satanist Democrats who dabble in pedophile rings, sex trafficking, cannibalism, and the type of evil politicians typically reserved for Spanish telenovelas.

You can google, and I’m not here to write a book about Q, I’m here to implore you to educate yourself. The most frightening thing about this theory is that over and over, Q has made predictions and they NEVER come true, yet Q followers will implore one another to “trust the plan” and “be patient.”

These are the people who, in response to Trump’s first test of the emergency cell phone notifications that tweeted “locked and loaded.” They are ready for a civil war. Are you?

 

Keep your eye out for different pieces disseminating the Q conspiracy theory, because it would take entirely too many words to explain in one article. Some topics I will be covering are: “the deep state,” the Podestas, the fact that George Soros is not a secret Nazi, and a lot more.